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edwardspoonhands:

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true




This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor. 
When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.

edwardspoonhands:

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor. 

When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.

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zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

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nayx:

cytos:

nayx:

so the weirdest thing happened today…..suddenly my chem teacher stood up and said “OK GUYS I KNOW YOUR ALL TUMBLRIANS LOL.  LETS TALK ABOUT THE CHEMICAL COMPOSTION OF FEELS” tghen we did the feesl dance where we all fall on the floor and writhe around like strips of bacon

Forever reblog. I can’t even

THJIS is why i love tumbler!!

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Attention! VERY IMPORTANT!

meadowheart:

hitchhikinghosts:

cronusness:

There is a virus going around Tumblr currently. If you receive an ask or submission that says

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DO NOT SUBMIT IT. DO NOT ANSWER IT. AND IF YOU SEE THAT LINK IN A POST, DO NOT REBLOG IT. If you do get this in your inbox, IMMEDIATELY DELETE IT.

Please pass this around so others are aware.

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And the Whovians win it again

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romacan:

[AGGRESSIVELY WRITES LIFE STORY IN TAGS]

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gorillamunchies:

breaking a sweat from running such a good blog

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Tags: pffft tumblr
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thecapn:

I FUCKING LOVE FANDOM

I’M HAPPY TO BE A PART OF IT

I’M FUCKING EXCITED TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND THINK ‘HOLY SWEET JESUS HERE IS A COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSIVE TENDENCIES AND HAVE THE SAME FIXATION OH MARY MOTHER OF GOD THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH AN ENVIRONMENT THAT FOSTERS MY CREATIVITY AND DEVELOPMENT’

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i-ship-it-like-fedex:

oldeforce:

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miyabixlemon:

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lostlead8r:

paellamagica:

Just gonna…dump pictures of my new OTP here..

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What have you done to me tumblr….Im shipping them so hard right now…

I ship it.

Other girl looks like a Gyaru

SHIPPING IT WITH EVERY FIBRE OF BEING

hey tumblr, rememer this?

omg theyre back, whats their shipping name?

creamsicle

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christmasblogger:

reminder that this is a free website with millions of users and zero ads that is run by normal human beings

you frickers need to stop complaining do you realize how much of a technological marvel this place is

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thefrogman:

A dark look into our distant future. 

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  • before tumblr: wow, he is so incredibly attractive, and so extremely talented
  • after tumblr: WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE YOU FANTASTIC FUCK
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It’s Christmas Eve. I’m on Tumblr.

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avatargrimes:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nightmareeps:

OMG THE NOTES

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OMG YES LOOK AT THESE NOTES

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OMG ALL THE NOTES

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